"Have you had that baby yet?"

... Nooooooo!!! I bloody haven't!!!


I don't mind people asking me this question if it's people on here, or people who speak to me regularly IRL, but when it's people who can't be arsed with me & are just being nosey it gets right on my boobaloobies!!!


I've just found this though, which is brilliant:


http://www.haveyouhadthatbabyyet.com/


I shall use it 😃